An open letter to the woman on the subway this morning who not only stepped on my entire foot (on purpose), but also hit my lunchbox twice because it was in the general vicinity of where her ignorant ass was sitting (not standing as I was) on the subway...
Dear "No Name":
You are a dirty poose-faced tramp.
xoxo,
LD
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Oh my gosh, I was just randomly searching the web to see if anyone I wronged over the last couple of days was badmouthing me via internet...and sure enough. But let it be known, the step on your foot was a diversion while i stole your bracelet, and the knock on the lunch box was cuz i hate care bears.
@anonymous
At first I laughed and then I felt extremely sad because I realized how lame you are. All you can manage is a to post a couple of snide comments here and there, even making sure you come back to those sites in order to make your meek existence known. The ironic part is that you can't even assign yourself a moniker to immortalize your deeds. Aww...to be so out of touch with reality that no matter what I do, I will continually be a douche bag again and again...What a life!
@Trannie
I see you removed the response i put. That means you like to pass out Tough Talk but cannot take any. I suppose my meek existence is immortal after all. You can assign me this moniker, 'The Knight Who Vanquished Nancyboy'
to this anonymo,
while knight who vanquished nancyboy is somewhat funny, you just spilt the fact that you're a d&d pantywaste and you learned profanity from your grandfather (only). i would suggest the moniker 'malignant hemorrhoid inc' because you're a pain in the ass that reserves the right to be surgically removed by laser.
jeffo, you weren't kidding about this c-blow.
Dear Anonymous,
Like I said, you're a dirty poose-faced tramp.
xoxo,
LD
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